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Micallen
10-13-2011, 12:23 PM
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking: “The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.”

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: “The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.”

The Irishman was thinking: “This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again.”

OD2274
10-17-2011, 01:52 AM
Good One! Didn't see that ending coming.:D

Hofo Reject
10-17-2011, 08:03 AM
What I want to know is... Why Claudia Schiffer? lols

Micallen
10-17-2011, 08:41 AM
What I want to know is... Why Claudia Schiffer? lols

Obviously an older joke...


1993 pic !!!!


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tmason68
10-17-2011, 08:50 AM
Too bad there wasn't a way to update the joke.

Micallen
10-17-2011, 08:52 AM
That would have taken effort. [the nerve]

Hofo Reject
10-17-2011, 09:25 PM
Obviously an older joke...


1993 pic !!!!


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Dayum!

I'm going to dig up my old Claudia Schiffer poster and stick it up at home and I don't care who says anything about it! :p

Please Micallen,do you have any more Claudia Schiffer jokes?

Hofo Reject
10-20-2011, 12:00 AM
So...Hofo Reject walks into a bar.At the end of the bar are a midget,a Rabbi and Claudia Schiffer.

In walks a rain soaked tmason.

Tmason says," I have a Droid X here,$5 takes it."

The midget says,"Sorry,I'm a little short on cash."
The Rabbi says,"Five dollars? Something isn't Kosher here."

Claudia Schiffer says, "This is dumber than when the Irish guy slapped the Englishman!" :)