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OD2274
01-14-2011, 01:17 PM
It's Friday, time for another bit of humor. By the way, I did NOT get this joke from Sue, I got it from her sister, Lisa, who sent it to both of us.

A blond is walking along the beach and finds an old brass lamp. She rubs the sand off and a genie appears.

Genie: You get three wishes, but there are rules. When I am summoned forth by a single person, they get three wishes. When summoned by a married person such as yourself, you get three wishes, but your spouse gets everything you do, only he gets DOUBLE what you get.

Blond: No problem. For my first wish I want to be the most beautiful woman in the entire world.

Genie: That's a REALLY bad idea. Men will hit on you even when you are with your husband. He, however, will be so amazingly handsome that women will push their husbands in front of buses and then run over to him saying they are now single and they want to run away with him. They'll do this even when you are standing right next to him.

Blond: No problem we have a very secure marriage.

Genie: You wish is granted but I think you will regret it. What's you second wish?

Blond: I want to be the richest woman in the entire world.

Genie: You just don't know when to quit. The doubling will make your husband the richest man in the entire history of the world. Great money breeds great problems.

Blond: No problem, we live in a community property state. What is mine is his and what is his is mine. Besides, we are very good money managers.

Genie: Granted. I can't wait to see what the third wish is going to be! Remember, your husband gets double what you do.

Blond: I want a half-fatal heart attack.

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Moral: Not all blonds are dumb!

O, D,:cool:

Hofo Reject
01-14-2011, 01:34 PM
She's much too clever.Couldn't be a natural blond!

OD2274
01-14-2011, 01:42 PM
She's much too clever.Couldn't be a natural blond!

That reminds me of one of my favorite blond jokes. Here goes.

A blond gets tired of all the "dumb blond" comments so she dyes her hair red. One day she falls down hard on the sidewalk. Later that day she is in the doctor's office.

Blond: Doctor I fell down on the sidewalk and now I hurt all over!

DR: Can you be more specific?

Blond: (Touching her forehead) I touch my head and it hurts. (Touches shoulder) I tough my shoulder and it hurts. She continues this with stomach, hip, leg, knee, and foot. Wherever I touch, it hurts.

DR: You are actually a blond aren't you?

Blond: Yes, but how did you know?

DR: Your finger is broken.

-Sue-

Micallen
01-14-2011, 02:10 PM
Oh I see what you're doing here. Posted by OD, signed by Sue. So you're trying to throw us off to get out of the sharing-the-PIN-thing, aren't you?

tmason68
01-14-2011, 04:02 PM
diabolical

Nice catch Micallen